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I always think the phrase “losing your virginity” sounds so sad

ellev:

liamdryden:

tearsofrassilon:

derych:

owlssayhooot:

what about

I set my virginity free like a bird on a wing

I released my virginity into the wild

I SHOT MY VIRGINITY THROUGH SPACE AND IT IS NOW A STAR IN THE SKY

I think that sounds much more positive

virginity is a leaf on the wind. WATCH HOW IT SOARS.

My virginity is gone. Get over it.

My virginity is as free as America.

VIRGINITY used SELF-DESTRUCT!

It’s super effective!

The eagle I am crying.

(Source: callmekitto)

My Google Feed Reader Folders

I’m publishing a list of my stupid Google Feed Reader folders.  Because reasons. 

• Bidness (Sites like Business Hacks Blog, Geeks are Sexy, and Lifehacker. Handling bidness.  I don’t know either.)
• Cribs (Interior decorating/design blogs. I’m addicted.
• Delicious (My favorites sites! Ellevee, Miss Banshee, and Laroux74, you’re both in here.)
• Fame Fucker (Celebrity blogs like Wil Wheaton and Neal Gaiman.)
• Filthy Smut (Tumblr pr0n!)
• Fud (Food sites)
• IRL (Blogs written by people I know in real life.)
• Mostly Ghostly (Tumblr blogs that mainly post Supernatural content.)
• Picture Show (Stupid comedy blogs, like People of Walmart and True on the Internet.)
• She’s crafty (DIY and craft blogs.)
• Stupid Pet Tricks (All animals, all the time: LOLcats, LOLdogs, Zoo Borns, etc.)
• The Goods (Product sites like Cool Tools and TeeFury)
• The News (hahaha! Not the news. Gossip/pop culture sites like Boing Boing and Mama Pop.)
• Trainwreck! (These guys.  Their lives are trainwrecks. And they blog about it.)
• True Blood (Eh, Tumblr blogs about True Blood. I couldn’t even be bothered to make up anything fun.)
• Tumbl 4 ya (Tumblr blogs I follow that aren’t otherwise classified.)
• Was that funny? (Humor sites: Clients From Hell, Texts From Last Night, Savage Chickens….)
• Who’s your doctor? (Tumblr blogs with mostly Doctor Who content.)

And then, of course, come the individual sites that don’t belong to any of these folders and are just stand-alone. I read them when I get to them, or if I’m super bored. Sites that I don’t care enough about to make sure I read every day, but that I am apparently unable to quit.  Jack, I swear.

How do you guys categorize your junk?

Submission: “I’m just going to leave this here…”

thedayplanner:

Side note: Doesn’t it look like his torso is smiling?

UNF.